Snoogans4Jay
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Feb 3, 2008 15:57:14 GMT -5
Yeah Glen is really cute, and that´s right he is GLEN!!! I think that´s the main reason to be obsessed with him!! That IS a good reason to be obsessed with Glen. I won't have anyone else running around and thinking THEY are Glen  . More reasons to be obsessed with Glen..... ;D ------he would make a great commentator for any given situation  -----he is hairy as hell  -----he can sing  -----he might can dance  ----he might be at your local library  (but probably not if you are not in England) -----he knows how to play an acoustic guitar  -----he probably can change a diaper  -----he looks like he brushes his teeth and uses deodorant  -----he made me nearly piss myself with his Adventures of John and Rambo -----sometimes he writes back  |
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Post by kathy on Feb 3, 2008 16:17:50 GMT -5
OMG...this is great! Glen's so unexpectedly friggin' funny. He looks like he's so straight-laced and square. But he's one funny little devil. What about when he referred to himself as a "toy boy" to that older groupie type in his book? Never mind the correct term is BOY TOY. I think Glen's version is better! When she showed up at SEX to see him, he throws her a nonchalant wave and says "gotta go now, bye!!!"  The John & Rambo stories are just great. What about how he spills the beans about all the hair dye in John's hotel room. Or how he allegedly saved John from falling to his death in the Pacific Ocean. And why? For sentimental reasons? For old times sake? Oh nooooo -Glen came to John's rescue because with all the renewed interest in the Pistols, there were shows to do, and money to be made! Then he talks about how he got lost in Compton, and the LAPD had to come to his rescue. It goes on and on. I hated it when I came to the end of that book.  We need more! more! more from you, Mr. Matlock! So please Glen, please write another sequel to "I Was a Teenage Sex Pistol." You have to have new material from the recent shows!
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Feb 3, 2008 16:25:21 GMT -5
OMG...this is great! Glen's so unexpectedly friggin' funny. He looks like he's so straight-laced and square. But he's one funny little devil. What about when he referred to himself as a "toy boy" to that older groupie type in his book? Never mind the correct term is BOY TOY. I think Glen's version is better! When she showed up at SEX to see him, he throws her a nonchalant wave and says "gotta go now, bye!!!" The John & Rambo stories are just great. What about how he spills the beans about all the hair dye in John's hotel room. Or how he allegedly saved John from falling to his death in the Pacific Ocean. And why? For sentimental reasons? For old times sake? Oh nooooo -Glen came to John's rescue because with all the renewed interest in the Pistols, there were shows to do, and money to be made! Then he talks about how he got lost in Compton, and the LAPD had to come to his rescue. It goes on and on. I hated it when I came to the end of that book. We need more! more! more from you, Mr. Matlock! So please Glen, please write another sequel to "I Was a Teenage Sex Pistol." You have to have new material from the recent shows! OMG I had forgotten the lost story.... .. ..I loved too how he rented the Lexus and everyone kept telling him he was going to get carjacked... ....he didn't but he said he wasn't renting another one...... -----Another reason to be obsessed with Glen is his entertaining appearances on Jonesy's Jukebox ... ...one of the funniest inadvertent comedy teams EVER |
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Mar 4, 2008 10:03:32 GMT -5
.....he is as hairy as any known primate ......he stuck his tongue out in an interview I just watched recently(probably realizing through his extra sensory perception powers that I am obsessed with looking at sexy men's tongues ;D ) ......he wears NEAT clothes (sense the double meaning) ......he knows that all well dressed men have a pair of ruby red slip...er........SHOES in their closet ........he probably attends his kids soccer matches .......he has been in bands with both John AND Sid ......He doesn't use a stage name ......his feet probably don't stink ......He has been in more bands than Jesus (Jesus was in a band? ).......or at least Jonesy .......he liked the song Public Image (just nothing else John ever did after that ) |
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Post by kathy on Mar 16, 2008 14:22:23 GMT -5
As much as I adore Sid, he wasn't exactly known to be the cleanest person around as anyone who saw the condition of his feet from Filth and the Fury can attest. With Glenny, on the other hand, there's no concerns about B.O. Mr. Matlock has always known that cleanliness is next to... |
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Mar 16, 2008 18:33:50 GMT -5
I am beginning to think Jonesy might be obsessed with Glen too.........I was just watching an interview from when the band played Colorado back in '96 (John walked out, Cookie led the interview ) and while Glen was talking, Jonesy was stroking his face and hair Glen, of course, just carried on as if he wasn't being petted |
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Post by kathy on Mar 16, 2008 19:44:10 GMT -5
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Mar 16, 2008 20:57:39 GMT -5
Whaattt? Is there a tape of this, Snoogs? I gotta see it, I just gotta!!! I bought it as part of a compilation on eBay (see review) and if the interview is up on youtube I haven't seen it.... ......The entire segment is like 15 to 20 minutes (with the whole band sans John most of the time and clips from the show in Colorado)... ;D.....Jonesy was just HYSTERICAL.. .......if he didn't look bored he was molesting GLEN |
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Post by kathy on Mar 18, 2008 18:15:49 GMT -5
Whaattt? Is there a tape of this, Snoogs? I gotta see it, I just gotta!!! I bought it as part of a compilation on eBay (see review) and if the interview is up on youtube I haven't seen it.... ......The entire segment is like 15 to 20 minutes (with the whole band sans John most of the time and clips from the show in Colorado)... ;D.....Jonesy was just HYSTERICAL.. .......if he didn't look bored he was molesting GLEN OMG - this sounds hysterical!!!! Snoogs, it sounds like you have caught onto something. Yes, I believe this molesting incident categorically proves that Jonsey is also obsessed with Glen! But what would be Jonsey's reason for his obsession with the Glenster? Could it...might it??? Has Jonsey been secretly obsessed with Glen on account of his WASHING HIS FEET IN THE SINK? Was Jonsey's criticism of Glen a red herring??? |
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Mar 31, 2008 10:28:55 GMT -5
I bought it as part of a compilation on eBay (see review) and if the interview is up on youtube I haven't seen it.... ......The entire segment is like 15 to 20 minutes (with the whole band sans John most of the time and clips from the show in Colorado)... ;D.....Jonesy was just HYSTERICAL.. .......if he didn't look bored he was molesting GLEN OMG - this sounds hysterical!!!! Snoogs, it sounds like you have caught onto something. Yes, I believe this molesting incident categorically proves that Jonsey is also obsessed with Glen! But what would be Jonsey's reason for his obsession with the Glenster? Could it...might it??? Has Jonsey been secretly obsessed with Glen on account of his WASHING HIS FEET IN THE SINK? Was Jonsey's criticism of Glen a red herring??? You know Jonesy DOES seem kind of obsessed with Glen's cleanliness and musical taste Maybe he doth protest too much |
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Post by kathy on Mar 31, 2008 16:29:01 GMT -5
HA HA!! But then, Snoogs, come to think of it, Steve seemed to hug Sid a lot, too. Steve's obsession with Sid seemed to be so great, that there are some fake "wedding" pictures floating around of Sid & Steve!! But bless his heart, Sid could never be accused of being a clean freak like Glenny!!! So maybe, just maybe, Steve's infatuation has to do with bass players!?! |
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Apr 1, 2008 19:20:49 GMT -5
HA HA!! But then, Snoogs, come to think of it, Steve seemed to hug Sid a lot, too. Steve's obsession with Sid seemed to be so great, that there are some fake "wedding" pictures floating around of Sid & Steve!! But bless his heart, Sid could never be accused of being a clean freak like Glenny!!! So maybe, just maybe, Steve's infatuation has to do with bass players!?! I don't know, I think Jonesy would just fuck anything that moves be it animal, mineral, vegetable, or bass player |
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Post by kathy on Jun 29, 2008 8:28:49 GMT -5
Another reason to be obsessed with Glen: based on recent photogs of him with the Pistols, he's looking very fine these days. Age seems to agree with Mr. Matlock!
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Jun 30, 2008 20:22:27 GMT -5
Another reason to be obsessed with Glen: based on recent photogs of him with the Pistols, he's looking very fine these days. Age seems to agree with Mr. Matlock! Oh yeah, Glen looks better with age. When he was young I probably wouldn't look twice but now.......oh baby ;D ;D ;D More reasons to be obsessed with Glen .......his penmanship (should have been a doctor Glen ) ......he licks a mean guitar ......he can dance (well probably) ......he functions well in between John and Rambo (on stage people, I mean on STAGE) ......his remarkable ability to not look left or right when walking through hotel lobbies (Glen probably be thinking "if you don't make eye contact they will go away")  |
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Post by kathy on Jul 1, 2008 4:30:53 GMT -5
Another reason to be obsessed with Glen: based on recent photogs of him with the Pistols, he's looking very fine these days. Age seems to agree with Mr. Matlock! Oh yeah, Glen looks better with age. When he was young I probably wouldn't look twice but now.......oh baby ;D ;D ;D More reasons to be obsessed with Glen .......his penmanship (should have been a doctor Glen ) ......he licks a mean guitar ......he can dance (well probably) ......he functions well in between John and Rambo (on stage people, I mean on STAGE) ......his remarkable ability to not look left or right when walking through hotel lobbies (Glen probably be thinking "if you don't make eye contact they will go away") Okay, Ms. Snoogs, I'm curious when you say you wouldn't have looked at Glenny twice when you were younger: Do you mean you wouldn't have looked at (1) the current version of Glen when you were younger or (2) a younger version of Glen at around the age he would have been when you were younger? |
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