Snoogans4Jay
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Jun 1, 2007 21:30:11 GMT -5
....if you are ever lucky enough to meet him   These are hypothetically/hopefully humorously speaking of course using myself as an example..it will be assumed that whoever is posting is referring to their-selves unless they state otherwise ........You probably shouldn't tell John that you have stolen like 123659874 pictures off of his website  .........You probably shouldn't tell John that when you post about Rambo you use pink ink  .........You probably shouldn't tell John that you have a full body pillow in your bed named after him (and you are looking for a yellow sweater to put on it  )  .........You probably shouldn't tell John how much you like Glen's book and the many adventures listed therein about him and Rambo ...........You probably shouldn't tell John that he looked DAMN sexy in those little "Mickey Mouse" shorts he wore in Japan  ............You probably just don't need to mention that while watching Megabugs you really weren't learning all that much because you were looking at his little bare feet and legs and trying to see down his shirt --------------------------------------------------------------------- More when I can type better.....stupid medical problems .........
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Snoogans4Jay
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Jun 2, 2007 18:02:58 GMT -5
...........you probably shouldn't tell John that his hair often reminds you of Treasure Troll dolls ..........you probably shouldn't mention it to John if you have a poster of Jordan from I'm a Celebrity on your wall as inspiration for your future cosmetic surgery ..........you might not want to tell John that secretly you have a crush on Rambo ("Man of Action") ;D .........it might not be a good idea to tell John that you think Justin Timberlake is the stupidest choice he could ever have made to play him in a movie...  ..and just DON'T ask him if Kim Basinger is going to play his wife .........it probably is not a good idea to tell John you think he looked really sexy fighting with that fan and defending Rambo (Man of Action) from those security people on the Belgium 1996 bootleg DVD.. ..in fact you might not want to mention that you HAVE bootleg DVDs at all  ............you probably shouldn't mention to John that you got a really good deal on his book when you bought it off eBay  |
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Post by Tao~ on Jun 2, 2007 18:06:21 GMT -5
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Post by johnnysgirl on Jun 2, 2007 21:33:03 GMT -5
And.. you shouldn´t tell John that sometine you want to fuck him |
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Post by johnnysgirl on Jun 3, 2007 17:21:51 GMT -5
Yeah I know.. I was just kidding |
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Snoogans4Jay
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Jun 6, 2007 15:20:53 GMT -5
I am kidding with all of them, but they are funnnn (and somewhat stupid )---I should point out mine are from a ladies perspective ........you probably shouldn't tell John you have named your (or your neighbor's) dogs John and Rambo ........you might not should tell John that you think he sounds really sexy when he sings the guttural/primal screams during Death Disco  ........you might not should tell John you have his picture in a heart shaped frame (or that you have a poster of him with stickered kisses/hearts all around it) ........you might not want to mention to him that you have a message board with fan fiction stories about him on it ...........you probably shouldn't tell him that you watched his Discovery channel shows because he looks DAMN GOOD in a wet suit and in those cute little shorts ;D .............I just wouldn't tell him that you spend a good bit of concert videos trying to see an outline in his pants or his nipples/chest hair through his shirt. .........I probably wouldn't tell those other guys in the various bands John has sang for that you yell at them to get out of the way when they obstruct your view of John during performances .........probably shouldn't tell John that you call him "your Lustbunny" when you refer to him among your friends (who think you are a complete nutcase )
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Post by Tao~ on Jun 6, 2007 18:01:36 GMT -5
You probably shouldn't ask John if he's got a banana in his pants or is he really glad to see you....... You probably shouldn't tell John that everytime you eat a corn dog...you think of him....... And you probably shouldn't tell John that you have an urge to track him down in the middle of a desert (with no trees around)..... |
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Snoogans4Jay
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Jun 6, 2007 18:06:46 GMT -5
You probably shouldn't ask John if he's got a banana in his pants or is he really glad to see you....... You probably shouldn't tell John that everytime you eat a corn dog...you think of him....... And you probably shouldn't tell John that you have an urge to track him down in the middle of a desert (with no trees around)..... Well if you WERE alone in the desert with him you would always have something to drink..... |
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Post by seasidegrl on Oct 1, 2007 20:01:12 GMT -5
and you probably shouldn't tell John:
1. I can't beleive you ripped off the Monkey's classic Stepping Stone!
2. I saw a picture of your house online
3. You disliked Nanacy so much because you were secretly in love with Sid
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Snoogans4Jay
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Oct 2, 2007 7:37:38 GMT -5
I LOVE THOSE Kathy and Seaside........it is about time some of our more humorous ( ) threads get a revival  ........you probably shouldn't tell John that you spend hours on the internet Beautiful Mind style piecing together pictures of him and Rammy in the same clothes .........you probably shouldn't tell John that you think he is secretly in love with the Rammeister or that you joke about it continously on your lusty little messageboard .........you probably shouldn't give John the URL of said messageboard .........you probably shouldn't tell him (or should you) that women age 13-50 lust after his body still ........you probably shouldn't tell him that you think he looked like Vanilla Ice in a couple of PiL days pictures .........you probably just shouldn't mention to him that often during his interviews when he is making DAMN GOOD intelligent comments about politics--the state of the world--etc., you are having to watch again just to know what he said because the first time you were so busy staring blankly all doe-eyed and drool covered ;D |
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Post by seasidegrl on Oct 2, 2007 9:34:17 GMT -5
LOL!! I have to think of a few more. These are great!!!!
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Post by M!$H on Oct 2, 2007 16:02:22 GMT -5
You probably shouldn't tell John that you think Nora was kind of a slut back in the day.
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Post by M!$H on Oct 2, 2007 21:02:56 GMT -5
lol which is why i would never say it to him. despite my believing it. lol!! PS I love Nora... I don't judge her on her past, as ... "interesting" as it is. |
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Post by seasidegrl on Oct 2, 2007 21:28:25 GMT -5
I probably shouldn't tell John:
1. I have his picutre as the background on my MP3 player
2. I use the time I have to cover reception at my job to write fan fictions about him
3. I wonder sometimes where that missing tooth went.
I know I wouldn't have the nerve to ask John:
1. Did nora ever tell you how you stacked up to Hendrix or Speeding?
2. Did you know at the time you were sooooo Nora's boy toy?
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