Questions for Rambo if you could interview him

[Snoogans4Jay]

Oh C'mon now guys you KNEW this topic was coming ---must have weird sense of humor to read this thread---

1. How did you meet John?

2. Can I meet John?

3. What is up with that damn white bag you carry places?

4. How do you decide which style/color you are going for with John's hair next?

5. Where is the striped shirt right now?

6. Did you play football in school?

7. Can you tell us how you got the nickname Rambo?

8. Are you writing a book and if so have you told John?

9. Are you married? Ever been married? ever plan to be married? Can I marry you? <---to ME this emoticon signifies "Wait just one fucking minute" so when you see ME use it that is what I mean

10. If I was the mother of 5 of your 6 children (as I aspire to be) would you let me spend weekends with you and John?

[Tao~]

1 .Did you know that in some circles you are known to be a *Pint-Sized Pugnacious Protector*?

2. Will you ever run for office?

3. Where do you and John shop for clothes?

4. Why do you run from helicopters?

5. Why did you act like you wanted to hit Johnny over the head with that *war* sign?

6. Do you drive? If so....what kind of car do you drive?

7. Where ever do you live now?

8. How much would it cost to rent you out? (I mean for bodygaurd duty).....

9. What is your favorite time of year?

10. Do you believe in the tooth fairy?

[Snoogans4Jay]

tao said:

1 .Did you know that in some circles you are known to be a *Pint-Sized Pugnacious Protector*?

2. Will you ever run for office?

3. Where do you and John shop for clothes?

4. Why do you run from helicopters?

5. Why did you act like you wanted to hit Johnny over the head with that *war* sign?

6. Do you drive? If so....what kind of car do you drive?

7. Where ever do you live now?

8. How much would it cost to rent you out? (I mean for bodyguard duty).....

9. What is your favorite time of year?

10. Do you believe in the tooth fairy?

To that I would say

1. Are you JOHN'S tooth fairy?

2. Can I rent your services? (I don't mean for bodyguard duty)

3. When you were a kid did you think Valentine's Day was to celebrate your Birthday?

4. What did John give you for Valentine's Day (what did you give him)?

5. Do you ever think three is a crowd on some trips?

6. Did you go to school to be a hairdresser? Bodyguard? Jewel maker? Clothing Designer? (etc etc etc)

7. Were you really pissed at Stallone when he first stoled the name?

8. If you had to just take one personal thing on a really long trip what would it be? (can't say John)

9. What is your favorite party beverage?

10. Quantum Physics----what are your views? Any good?

[Tao~]

!. Do you like the scary rides at amusement parks?

2. Do you like hot dogs?

3. What are you views on world peace?

4. Are you a vegetarian?

5. What is your favorite junk food?

6. Do you have a pet?

7. Will you give me a personal tour of your home?

8. What is your favorite thing to do on a rainy day?

9. Do you like scary movies?

10. How hard is your job as John's minder?

[Snoogans4Jay]

tao said:

!. Do you like the scary rides at amusement parks?

2. Do you like hot dogs?

3. What are you views on world peace?

4. Are you a vegetarian?

5. What is your favorite junk food?

6. Do you have a pet?

7. Will you give me a personal tour of your home?

8. What is your favorite thing to do on a rainy day?

9. Do you like scary movies?

10. How hard is your job as John's minder?

You know I really WOULD like to ask him what the hardest part of his job with Johnny is.... as well as how he became partners with John.

[Tao~]

That would be so wonderful if he would answer that......I can only imagine what he might say.......

[M!$H]

My questions:

1. Really, how did you become John's best mate/minder/bodyguard/general servant?
2. Do you cry when John doesn't let you go places with him?
3. Do you oftentimes find yourself jealous of Nora?
4. Have you ever set up booby traps to hurt Nora?
5. If so, describe them.
6. Where's that book we've been waiting for?
7. Do you resent it when people say "Happy Valentines day!" to you?

That's all I could think of.

[Snoogans4Jay]

mishhell said:

My questions:

1. Really, how did you become John's best mate/minder/bodyguard/general servant?
2. Do you cry when John doesn't let you go places with him?
3. Do you oftentimes find yourself jealous of Nora?
4. Have you ever set up booby traps to hurt Nora?
5. If so, describe them.
6. Where's that book we've been waiting for?
7. Do you resent it when people say "Happy Valentines day!" to you?

That's all I could think of.

I LOVE every ONE of these.... .... and have often wondered the same things...

[Snoogans4Jay]

.....Can I see some/buy some of your jewelry? What if I beg?

(I really do wish he had a website for it or something dammit)

[devildog]

mishhell said:

My questions:

1. Really, how did you become John's best mate/minder/bodyguard/general servant?
2. Do you cry when John doesn't let you go places with him?
3. Do you oftentimes find yourself jealous of Nora?
4. Have you ever set up booby traps to hurt Nora?
5. If so, describe them.
6. Where's that book we've been waiting for?
7. Do you resent it when people say "Happy Valentines day!" to you?

That's all I could think of.

Brilliant questions! And I can so see that booby trap thing happening.

[seasidegrl]

1. do you know the meaning of the word co-dependant?
2. How about third wheel?
3. Can I have John's phone number?
4. Why not?
5. Please?
6. Do you have your own closet or just use Johns?
7. How many times in a day do you say "John"?
8. Have you ever considered anger managment courses?

[Snoogans4Jay]

seasidegrl said:

1. do you know the meaning of the word co-dependant?
2. How about third wheel?
3. Can I have John's phone number?
4. Why not?
5. Please?
6. Do you have your own closet or just use Johns?
7. How many times in a day do you say "John"?
8. Have you ever considered anger managment courses?

Excellent, we NEEDED more questions for the tough little guy

I think Rammy would be WAYYYYYYY angry if he had to attend anger management courses

As to number 3 up there, I would like to amend that question and re-ask it as follows "Can I have John?" (questions 4 and 5 still fit just fine ) And ya, know..........how do we know John isn't co-dependent on Rammy? Number 7 made me think about how many times a day I say the word John (we won't even go into how many times I TYPE it a day :

[Snoogans4Jay]

You have a WIFE? Who........how...........why

We still love ya little guy

[M!$H]

admin said:

You have a WIFE? Who........how...........why

We still love ya little guy

Maybe not a wife...persay.......

[kathy]

mishhell said:

admin said:

You have a WIFE? Who........how...........why

We still love ya little guy

Maybe not a wife...persay.......

Rammy's taken???


When did THAT happen?