Things you probably shouldn't tell John....

[Snoogans4Jay]

On the subject of Nora and somewhat off THIS subject......methinks our Johnny wanted a woman a bit wiser and more sexually experienced at the time than all the pitiful little "shagging" groupies that were good for the 2 1/2 minutes he used to so famously complain about.

Things you probably shouldn't tell John:

1. You dream of a threesome with him and Rammy (With Glen taking notes for his next book in the corner)

2. When you first saw the Order of Death scene with him in the bed you said "WHYYYYYYYYYYYY can't he sleep naaaaaked"

3. Just how many hours you spend on the computer dedicated to things involving him.

4. That sometimes you wish Nora wasn't in the picture (er.......sometimes... .......riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggght )

5. just how cute you think he looks in button down shirts and overalls.

[Snoogans4Jay]

kathy said:

These are great Seaside Girl & Snoogs - Seaside, you topped me w/#3 for sure....

Here's a coupla more:

1. John, most people feel you copied off Joey Ramone. What are your thoughts?

2. Is it true Glen authored all the major Pistols tunes by himself, but allowed you to take credit for the lyrics out of pity?

3. Don't you agree that Sid was the driving force and only star of the band?

4. Your autobiography was brilliant. Every music lover should have "I was a teenage sex pistol" in their collection.

5. I have been wanting to meet you for years, Sid.

I LOVE number 4, laughed my ASS off

[seasidegrl]

Things I wouldn't have the nerve to ask:

1. So who did you lose your viginity to?

2. I understand your views on modern society but...would you mind if I just rubbed your chest for a few minutes?

3. Would you mind if I just kissed your neck?

4. Could you suck on that cig while I take your pic? I have a friend who really likes those kinds of pixs of you

5. So how solid is your marriage? Any hope I could....oh nevermind

[Snoogans4Jay]

seasidegrl said:

Things I wouldn't have the nerve to ask:

1. So who did you lose your viginity to?

2. I understand your views on modern society but...would you mind if I just rubbed your chest for a few minutes?

3. Would you mind if I just kissed your neck?

4. Could you suck on that cig while I take your pic? I have a friend who really likes those kinds of pixs of you

5. So how solid is your marriage? Any hope I could....oh nevermind

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK, these are the best EVER questions I would never ask either....... I would SO kill to do number 2 & 3 and GOD KNOWS how much I love those damn ciggy pictures

We so think alike sometimes Seaside

[seasidegrl]

I know! It's that damm pic of his in the suit with no shirt and the spider. Just want to touch chest....must touch chest....

[Snoogans4Jay]

seasidegrl said:

I know! It's that damm pic of his in the suit with no shirt and the spider. Just want to touch chest....must touch chest....

Oh GOD me tooooooo..........in fact ANY picture or video where I can see in his shirt or down his shirt or he has unbuttoned his shirt makes me swooooooooooooon all over the place And we won't even DISCUSS (or will we) the "crotch" shots.......

[seasidegrl]

Okay so maybe I look in that area more than I should ::)Ooookay alot more than I should

[seasidegrl]

I bet John would just leave. I always hated that Howard Stern John guy.

[Snoogans4Jay]

kathy said:

Wow we have assembled quite the list of interview questions. Now who's going to pose these questions to John?

Do you all know Howard Stern, the guy who has a nationally syndicated show based out of NYC? Years back Stern had this insane guy (coincidentally named "John") who would go up to celebrities and ask these off-the-wall questions. Many were so embarrassing you'd feel bad for John who did the talking, and the celebrity who had to take the abuse. Some were really in bad taste - One question that comes to mind is when John asked Anthony of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, shortly after their guitarist pulled a Sid & died of a heroin o.d., "So Anthony, which of the remaining members of the band are planning on overdosing next?"

So imagine if John L. was forced to sit down with someone like the John formerly of the Stern show who had the guts to ask him all of these questions? Would you like to be a fly on the wall, or would you cringe?

I would never want John to be upset by interview questions so I don't want him to get the "Howard" treatment.............there IS a thread on here somewhere for questions you would ask John if you were the interviewer..hee hee.......but of course I would never really ask him anything that would upset him in the least

[Snoogans4Jay]

....you probably shouldn't tell John you try to judge his size by the outline in pictures

....how much you really hate sushi

....that he scared the living bejeesus out of you by going down in the ocean with sharks without Rammy

....you probably shouldn't mention to John that you are not morally opposed to being a groupie if HE is the "group"

[lazysod]

Heh heh. these are all brilliant.

My, my--the stares you'd get!

I think, if one were a reporter, one should probably NEVER, EVER call John "Little Baby Snookums" to his face.

Or ask him: "Little Baby Snookums, if you're so into human rights and the rights of the individual, why'd ya go and marry a Nazi?"

Yikes...

OR tell him: "Little Baby Snookums, yeah, I think Sid's death was probably your fault."

Yikes. Can you imagine? I DON'T think that, mind you. But imagine if some ijit DID and decided to TELL him that?

Fur would fly.

Oct 1, 2007 17:47:24 GMT -5 @kathy said:

You probably shouldn't tell John...

1) You thnk Malcolm was the true unsung creative force behind the Sex Pistols;

2) You have a load of bootleg PiL/Sex Pistols stuff in your van;

3) He disliked Nancy so much because he was secretly in love with her;

[kathy]

Apr 17, 2008 18:07:17 GMT -5 lazysod said:

Heh heh. these are all brilliant.

My, my--the stares you'd get!

I think, if one were a reporter, one should probably NEVER, EVER call John "Little Baby Snookums" to his face.

Or ask him: "Little Baby Snookums, if you're so into human rights and the rights of the individual, why'd ya go and marry a Nazi?"

Yikes...

OR tell him: "Little Baby Snookums, yeah, I think Sid's death was probably your fault."

Yikes. Can you imagine? I DON'T think that, mind you. But imagine if some ijit DID and decided to TELL him that?

Fur would fly.

Yes, no doubt a lot of fur would fly as he storms out of the room!!!

[simonsezwhut]

I imagine it wouldn't be a good idea to suggest that John's look inspired the makers of the Cabbage Patch dolls. :D

[johnnysgirl]

You shouldn´t tell Johnny Madonna´s more original than him.. (I remeber John saying in an interview that Madonna wasn´t the exact queen of originality si my joke is from there)

[Snoogans4Jay]

Or that you think his look was inspired by Treasure Trolls