In the Sid School of Rock I learned.......

[Snoogans4Jay]

...........you can never have too much Vaseline or talcum powder (in your hair)

...........you don't have to be a virtuoso to become a fan favorite

............you can never wear too much black leather

............safety pins CAN hold together one's pants if the zipper goes south on you

.............crabs itch

..............baths can sometimes be optional

.............a groupie can sometimes be a useful tool to achieve press attention and notoriety (however there can be a backlash to this)

...........one's girlfriend should never become synonymous with one's own name

...........bass guitar is HARD

...........good rap-ore with fans can be achieved by spitting on them and talking to them when the singer is trying to sing (they will remember YOU after the show)

...........Frank Sinatra songs make great covers (Elvis who?)

............Eddie Cochran songs make great covers (James Dean who?)

.........Johnny Rotten is a great singer to imitate once you start your own band

.........hanging around with singers and looking cool is a great way to luck into a band

.........becoming a star has nothing to do with musicianship

........doing it your way can sometimes be dangerous

.........don't play with sharpies

............hepatitis is no fun

............blood looks good with black leather

............black leather jackets go great with pink pants sometimes

..........one can never have enough safety pins, buttons, or bandages

............audiences make great spittoons

[Tao~]

The *Pogo* is a cool dance move.....

Hamsters make great namesakes.....

Ovens make wonderful hairdryers....

Being a *Lazy Sod* is ok......

That is a great list Snoogs...I will have to think of some more to add.....

[elisabeth]

* ''Live fast, die young'' might not be the best philosophy in life.

* Not changing your underwear is a great way how to avoid strip searches in the airport.

* Your instrument *DOESN'T* really have to be plugged in while your on the stage.

* Slicing your hand is a great way how to get attention.

* Don't borrow your comic books to Boogie.

* Bass guitar makes a good weapon.

* If your friends use such extreme measures to get rid of your ''other half'', then maybe you should consider the fact that they might be right.

(BTW how perfect is this topic for me now that my number of posts has promoted me from Cookie's corner to
Sid's School of Punk Grad )

[Snoogans4Jay]

.........Mad Magazine is a great read

..........get copy write approval from the grave so that dumb ass merchandise can't be sold in your name

..........get an injunction BEFORE you die so that morons can't make cheesy flicks about your life

...........wear a helmet on stage

.........pick who you love and fuck the rest

[Tao~]

Wearing nail polish on one's toes in the winter can be hazardous......

You should wear a coat when it's FREEZING cold outside.....

It's ok to be silly........

It's NOT okay to throw glasses is a pub.......

[vickyjl]

I could only come up with one:

.......you should always sterilize old-fashioned metal syringes before you inject speed, even if it's your MUM's.

[M!$H]

admin said:

...........you can never have too much Vaseline or talcum powder (in your hair)

LOL I'm so glad you added (in your hair) or else I would have been like WTF??

[Snoogans4Jay]

mishhell said:

admin said:

...........you can never have too much Vaseline or talcum powder (in your hair)

LOL I'm so glad you added (in your hair) or else I would have been like WTF??

That is JUST the very reason I included that... ...all our little minds are a little south of heaven on here And that is a GOOD thing

[Snoogans4Jay]

vickyjl said:

I could only come up with one:

.......you should always sterilize old-fashioned metal syringes before you inject speed, even if it's your MUM's.

yeah cause John might have cleaned his fingernails with them Little devil