Post by Snoogans4Jay on Aug 16, 2011 20:49:39 GMT -5
Took my first and probably LAST surfing lesson at Coronado Beach this past weekend. I have been in California with the fiance (Shan) for a week and a half.
Lessons learned
1. I look stupid in a wet suit
2. I have no balance whatsoever
3. Sand never comes COMPLETELY off
4. Seawater BURNS nostrils and all inside portals to one's being
5. Instructors are NOT all that laid back and infinitely patient even in California
6. It IS possible to drown your instructor
7. Surf boards HURT when you hit your head on them
8. I will never be able to breathe underwater
9. My fiance pisses his pants if he laughs TOO hard
10. Jeff Spicoli and I probably would NOT have been able to date back in the 80s
Lessons learned
1. I look stupid in a wet suit
2. I have no balance whatsoever
3. Sand never comes COMPLETELY off
4. Seawater BURNS nostrils and all inside portals to one's being
5. Instructors are NOT all that laid back and infinitely patient even in California
6. It IS possible to drown your instructor
7. Surf boards HURT when you hit your head on them
8. I will never be able to breathe underwater
9. My fiance pisses his pants if he laughs TOO hard
10. Jeff Spicoli and I probably would NOT have been able to date back in the 80s
