Snoogans4Jay
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Jun 14, 2007 19:12:58 GMT -5
........he is a snappy dresser  ........great hair ..........he protects our Johnny (but somehow misses when fans throw bottles and spit)  .........he is a man of many talents (hair design, jewelry design, body guard, defensive tackle, offensive lineman, sports fan)  ........he is very mysterious ........he makes bootleg videos taped at great distances FUN to watch  .........he is always over on Glen's side of the stage  .........he has an ongoing private war with monitors and other stage fixtures (like Glen)  ....... he knows a woman's coat when he sees it on a man (like Glen) ........he makes live concerts even MORE fun by interrupting the boring stage numbers with football like tackles of offending interlopers (fans and paid venue security) ........he insights Johnny to violence (who else would protect the protector?)  .......his name is John ........he is a Valentine's Day baby (birthday) ;D ........he always looks so cheerful in pictures  .........he designed John's PiL ring .........he is everywhere you want to be (always with Johnny ) ........he looks like a little pug ...........he is an Arsenal fan .............he is like Waldo in all John pictures and videos (Where's Rambo rather than Where's Waldo, get it? )  |
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Post by Tao~ on Jun 14, 2007 19:30:11 GMT -5
His hair matches Johnny's....... He and Johnny dress alike....... He is pint sized..... He looks really cute standing next to Johnny.... He really does put the ACTION in *Man of Action*......(thanks Snoogs) |
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Snoogans4Jay
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Jun 17, 2007 21:31:09 GMT -5
........he understand colors......you will never see so many worn in such interesting eye catching ways (can I have my eye back now Rammy?)
.......he is the OTHER Mr. John in the "Mr. John and Mr. John" on the official site
.......he has been around since forever with Johnny
.......he has sacrificed his body and well being on more than one occasion to protect Johnny (thnk Chili, think Belgium)
......he is as close as you are likely to ever get to John
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Snoogans4Jay
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Jul 14, 2007 17:31:52 GMT -5
.......he carries around white bags that you have no clue what the hell they contain yet he holds them REALLY close just so you will wonder
......looks great in stripes and he isn't even in prison
......is referred to as John's "demon barber" in at least one article
......always ready for a good fight
......you get the feeling he would be REALLY entertaining drunk
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Post by johnnysgirl on Jul 14, 2007 19:08:28 GMT -5
I´ll be honest.. I couldn´t give a toss about Rambo.. I respect him for being John´s friend and everything but it´s somebody I´d go crazy for...
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Snoogans4Jay
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Jul 14, 2007 19:12:15 GMT -5
I´ll be honest.. I couldn´t give a toss about Rambo.. I respect him for being John´s friend and everything but it´s somebody I´d go crazy for... But see, THIS thread is called Reasons we LOVE Rambo You need to start a thread "Reasons we couldn't give a toss about Rambo".... Personally I LOVE LOVE LOVE Johnny's little Pugnacious Protector ;D GO RAMMY GOOOOOOOOOO (towards me preferably ) |
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Post by M!$H on Jul 14, 2007 20:43:01 GMT -5
I´ll be honest.. I couldn´t give a toss about Rambo.. I respect him for being John´s friend and everything but it´s somebody I´d go crazy for... But see, THIS thread is called Reasons we LOVE Rambo You need to start a thread "Reasons we couldn't give a toss about Rambo".... Personally I LOVE LOVE LOVE Johnny's little Pugnacious Protector ;D GO RAMMY GOOOOOOOOOO (towards me preferably ) He is quite mysterious. But it makes me wonder.... does he have a life away from John? Like a wife or something? Or is John all he has? Cause if not, that's... a little bit weird.  |
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Jul 14, 2007 21:40:54 GMT -5
But see, THIS thread is called Reasons we LOVE Rambo You need to start a thread "Reasons we couldn't give a toss about Rambo".... Personally I LOVE LOVE LOVE Johnny's little Pugnacious Protector ;D GO RAMMY GOOOOOOOOOO (towards me preferably ) He is quite mysterious. But it makes me wonder.... does he have a life away from John? Like a wife or something? Or is John all he has? Cause if not, that's... a little bit weird. I have heard Rammy is bisexual so I doubt the wife thing.........I think John is his world and that is way precious to me.......I LOVE YOU RAMMMMMY ;D |
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Post by M!$H on Jul 15, 2007 16:48:18 GMT -5
He is quite mysterious. But it makes me wonder.... does he have a life away from John? Like a wife or something? Or is John all he has? Cause if not, that's... a little bit weird. I have heard Rammy is bisexual so I doubt the wife thing.........I think John is his world and that is way precious to me.......I LOVE YOU RAMMMMMY ;D Lol well maybe Rammy has a nice hubby waiting for him at home? Does he have his own home? he should write I book. I want to know more about his life. Not obsessively. Just curiously... hmmmmmmm .... However, he was quite the lil cutie back in the day... |
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Jul 15, 2007 16:50:29 GMT -5
I have heard Rammy is bisexual so I doubt the wife thing.........I think John is his world and that is way precious to me.......I LOVE YOU RAMMMMMY ;D Lol well maybe Rammy has a nice hubby waiting for him at home? Does he have his own home? he should write I book. I want to know more about his life. Not obsessively. Just curiously... hmmmmmmm .... However, he was quite the lil cutie back in the day... Now THAT is the book I want to read (well that and John's new one if he ever writes it).........Yes, he has a home in England is my understanding .......or else he did have one there. He still IS quite the little cutie.........I want to know more too (obsessively ) |
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Post by M!$H on Jul 15, 2007 16:53:36 GMT -5
Lol well maybe Rammy has a nice hubby waiting for him at home? Does he have his own home? he should write I book. I want to know more about his life. Not obsessively. Just curiously... hmmmmmmm .... However, he was quite the lil cutie back in the day... Now THAT is the book I want to read (well that and John's new one if he ever writes it).........Yes, he has a home in England is my understanding .......or else he did have one there. He still IS quite the little cutie.........I want to know more too (obsessively ) It would be such a fantastic book. "John Rambo: the Chronicles of a Best Mate" I'm sure it would involve some FUNNY stories. |
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Jul 15, 2007 16:57:24 GMT -5
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Jul 27, 2007 20:09:37 GMT -5
.......he would be great fun at a party (can't you just picture him getting drunk) .......he has a great eye for clothes and accessories, would love to take him shopping ........he is the man you want on YOUR side if you get into trouble ........if you need your hair done really QUICK for an unexpected party/event, Rammy is your man to get it right ......John is usually with him and three is DEFINITELY not a crowd in THAT scenario |
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Post by M!$H on Jul 27, 2007 22:18:07 GMT -5
.......he would be great fun at a party (can't you just picture him getting drunk) .......he has a great eye for clothes and accessories, would love to take him shopping ........he is the man you want on YOUR side if you get into trouble ........if you need your hair done really QUICK for an unexpected party/event, Rammy is your man to get it right ......John is usually with him and three is DEFINITELY not a crowd in THAT scenario I wanna party with John and Rambo sooooo bad!! OMG talk about funny drunks! |
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Post by Snoogans4Jay on Aug 5, 2007 2:32:54 GMT -5
....he lights a mean cigarette |
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