Post by bromleyboy on Sept 9, 2009 12:48:30 GMT -5
As this is a drunk and disorderly thread, I thought I'd share a funny drunken story. It's a bit gross though so you've been warned.
Me and an ex-girlfriend went out on the piss a way back and got thoroughly rinsed. I was on the Jack Daniels (with intermittent pints of Guinness) and she was on the vodka. By the time we got back to my house, we were literally crawling up the stairs to my bedroom.
About four or five hours later I wake up to her screaming at me.
"AAARGH!"
"What?" I replied.
"You dirty c..."
"What???"
"You SHIT the fucking bed!!!"
Well, at first I totally denied it but I could feel the bed was warm and wet. As I looked down, there was frothy brown liquid all over the place. All over my boxers, all over her legs, everywhere! I got up and man, the bed was caked in it. She continued to rant:
"That's it, I cant deal with this. You need to see a doctor, you are disgusting!"
As I stepped out of the bed, I heard a strange 'bomp' noise and my foot went straight through a half-empty cardboard bucket of warm ice cream. Then it all came back to me. Sometime after falling asleep, I woke up hungry, got some triple chocolate Haagen Dazs from the fridge and I must've fell asleep eating it.
Anyway, when I showed her the box I could almost see the relief on her face. We cracked up laughing about it after but damn, it weren't funny having to wash that stuff out of my covers with a dirty great hangover.
Okay, now you can throw your insults.
Me and an ex-girlfriend went out on the piss a way back and got thoroughly rinsed. I was on the Jack Daniels (with intermittent pints of Guinness) and she was on the vodka. By the time we got back to my house, we were literally crawling up the stairs to my bedroom.
About four or five hours later I wake up to her screaming at me.
"AAARGH!"
"What?" I replied.
"You dirty c..."
"What???"
"You SHIT the fucking bed!!!"
Well, at first I totally denied it but I could feel the bed was warm and wet. As I looked down, there was frothy brown liquid all over the place. All over my boxers, all over her legs, everywhere! I got up and man, the bed was caked in it. She continued to rant:
"That's it, I cant deal with this. You need to see a doctor, you are disgusting!"
As I stepped out of the bed, I heard a strange 'bomp' noise and my foot went straight through a half-empty cardboard bucket of warm ice cream. Then it all came back to me. Sometime after falling asleep, I woke up hungry, got some triple chocolate Haagen Dazs from the fridge and I must've fell asleep eating it.
Anyway, when I showed her the box I could almost see the relief on her face. We cracked up laughing about it after but damn, it weren't funny having to wash that stuff out of my covers with a dirty great hangover.
Okay, now you can throw your insults.
Hahahaha, thank god it was only ice cream......... This story cracks me up 
