All I want for Christmas is.....

[Snoogans4Jay]

....of course no one has to choose just ONE thing in these greedy times so I thought I would compile something of a list

1. To finally get moved to California
2. To be independently wealthy (why the fuck is this number 2?)
3. To never see the inside of a hospital of any kind ever again (kinda tough since I am a nurse)
4. To have Brad Dourif's Death and Cremation character come to my state and take care of all the unnecessary people.
5. To loose 60 lbs with no effort whatsoever on my part and no terminal illness.
6. To learn to surf without drowning the instructor
7. To have sex with Shandon in some new exotic location/position ;D
8. To have Santa Claus finally publicly admit that he is in fact Satan.
9. To have the Ancient Alien theory finally proven without room for doubt by even the most skeptical critic
10. To have the first person to answer this thread with "World Peace" die a horrible awful unpeaceful death

Happy Holidays to all

[bromleyboy]

2011 has been a mixed bag for me. On the one hand, I got published, I've received great feedback from a screenplay I wrote, and I write articles for an independent American horror magazine. On the other, I have been terribly ill since March, have lost nine friends and acquaintances to illnesses/overdoses/accidents, and broke up with my girlfriend for being a self-centered bitch.


I want the following for 2012:

- The financial payload that I have been due the last couple of years for being a hardworking and talented motherfucker.

- A non-assholish girlfriend for once. Just once. I'm caring, loyal, not bad looking... I cook, clean, and have an above average penis size. Is it too much to get some love in the house?

- One year off from attending funerals because I'm sick to death (pardon the pun) of them. In fact, when you've done a few back-to-back, you wonder whether you really want one for yourself as they are so grim, boring, and false.

- No more illness. It's an absolute joke that I've gotten sober, quit smoking and I'm in the best physical shape ever but for some reason am still wheezing like an eighty-year-old man. I'm really beginning to think this thing might be viral. Whatever the fuck it is, I want it gone in 2012!


Would really like to travel a lot more too. I've had a lot of offers to stay over in various parts of the United States, so perhaps I'll take some of them up on it. As much as I love London, it can be rather pissy at times.

Anyway, happy new year Rotten fans and have a good 'un!

[Snoogans4Jay]

I have to say I love the word "non-assholish" I know what you mean though. Hard to find non-assholish significant others these days.