Questions for John-if you were doing the interview

[Snoogans4Jay]

They don't have to be GOOD questions, they don't have to be serious questions (in fact it is more fun if they are not), and they don't even have to be quesitons you would really ask if you were to interview him for real... .....just thought it might be fun to put some down.......

[Snoogans4Jay]

A few questions I would like to ask Johnny......
1. Have you ever owned a Treasure Troll?

2. If you had to share a cell with just ONE other member of the Sex Pistols for one year, which would be the most tolerable? (Rambo can't stay in this scenario)

3. Does Rambo copy you or vice versa?

4. When you first heard your voice on record what were your first impressions?

5. Nora aside, what do you look for in the female of the species? In any companion? (just ignore Rambo when answering this question)

6. If you could release a duet project with any other artist who would it be and why?

7. If tomorrow you were declared supreme ruler of the world and all of it's provinces, what would be your first act of office? (you have 30 seconds to come up with an answer and Rambo doesn't hold an office in your cabinet )

8. What do your rice crispies say to you?

9. If you could go to a party with Jesus or Satan, which would you choose?

10. Would you please call for help to get Rambo off of me?

[Tao~]

My turn.....

1. How does it make you feel when you rip a shirt into pieces?

2. Which M & M is your favorite?

3. How long does it take you to get YOUR hair styled?

4. If I ever am lucky enough to find your house....can I come for a visit?

5. Just exactly how well do you get along with Glen NOW?

6. Did you ever wear mismatched socks?

7. Can I borrow Rambo to fix MY hair?

8. How did you feel when you beat that idiot on the head with your microphone?

9. Can I drive you somewhere?

10. Can I be your maid for one day?

[Snoogans4Jay]

1. Will you run for office and if so which one?

2. Can I have a lock of your hair (and choose which color?)? <---when asking this question it is best to duck)

3. What did you think of the series finale of The Sopranos?

4. If Justin Timberlake is unavailable, who would you want to play you in a movie? Who would play Rambo in same?

5. What is your favorite flavor? food? car? place? sexual position?(etc etc ad-infinity)

6. If you were asking the questions, what would YOU ask?

7. How would you answer that quesiton (see last question )?

8. Count Chockula or Boo Berry, what do you think?

9. What do you find so exciting about Golf?

10. Are you wanting something really bad to happen to me right about now?

[praisepicnicking]

My questions for John

1. What are your five favorite books and why?
2. What are your thoughts on David Beckham moving to the L.A. Galaxy?
3. Boxers or briefs?
4. Who does your hair?
5. Did you have any moral qualms about doing that Mountain Dew commercial in '96? (Why, John, why?)
6. How do you feel about getting older?
7. Do you regret not having any children?
8. What do you like about getting older? What don't you like?

[Snoogans4Jay]

praisepicnicking said:

My questions for John

1. What are your five favorite books and why?
2. What are your thoughts on David Beckham moving to the L.A. Galaxy?
3. Boxers or briefs?
4. Who does your hair?
5. Did you have any moral qualms about doing that Mountain Dew commercial in '96? (Why, John, why?)
6. How do you feel about getting older?
7. Do you regret not having any children?
8. What do you like about getting older? What don't you like?

hahaha..... .....I love the boxers or briefs question Welcome to the board

[elisabeth]

praisepicnicking said:

My questions for John

1. What are your five favorite books and why?
2. What are your thoughts on David Beckham moving to the L.A. Galaxy?
3. Boxers or briefs?
4. Who does your hair?
5. Did you have any moral qualms about doing that Mountain Dew commercial in '96? (Why, John, why?)
6. How do you feel about getting older?
7. Do you regret not having any children?
8. What do you like about getting older? What don't you like?

A big warm welcome to the board! ; )
Have to agree with Snoogans4Jay, love the third question, but the first one is my favourite, I'd love to know which books/authors he likes.
I have to ponder a bit before I can give a full list of questions, but there is one on my mind:

* have you ever thought about being a managing a band?

[praisepicnicking]

Thanks, guys. I've finally found a place on the internet where I belong. You're all as warped and obsessed as I am. I love the john fan fiction section. So pervy!

[Snoogans4Jay]

praisepicnicking said:

Thanks, guys. I've finally found a place on the internet where I belong. You're all as warped and obsessed as I am. I love the john fan fiction section. So pervy!

Well I could always be way pervyer but no one seemed interested at the time And you're DEFINITELY belong here, we (well at least I) am WAY warped and obsessed--though I prefer the term "overly enthusiastic )

[devildog]

Just one question for John that I can think of now..
Are you and Rambo really just friends? 100% sure?

[M!$H]

devildog said:

Just one question for John that I can think of now..
Are you and Rambo really just friends? 100% sure?

I would like to know that as well.... lol....

[Snoogans4Jay]

mishhell said:

devildog said:

Just one question for John that I can think of now..
Are you and Rambo really just friends? 100% sure?

I would like to know that as well.... lol....

Surely you can't mean...

[M!$H]

admin said:

mishhell said:

I would like to know that as well.... lol....

Surely you can't mean...

Oh we all know what I am insinuating!!!

[Snoogans4Jay]

mishhell said:

admin said:

Surely you can't mean...

Oh we all know what I am insinuating!!!

[johnnysgirl]

I`ll look damned ridiculous with this question but I`ll take the risk...

Do you like the Marx Brothers Johnny???

I had to do it Snooggs